hey everyone! here's a super old joke that still makes me laugh. and i think it's pretty good! :) they keep on coming up with better and more updated versions. kudus to those people with too much free time in their hands to come up with this!
Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One fac to design the new bulb, one fac to test it out, one fac to market it and one guy to write a stupid Email about light bulbs.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school...to compete with RJC...
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school...one to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: NO LIGHT STILL CAN STUDY!!!
me: wheeeee. mug mug mug mug mug *chants*
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change light bulb?
A: None...they use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None...only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate...(How do you think they're able to change it for AC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They'd prefer it darker...(Hmmm...*raise eyebrow*)...
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None...Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry...
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Would they bother?
Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They are more worried on getting retained than caring about a stupid light bulb.
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None...they believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None...they are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh, wat litebarb...
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: Heck the lightbulb lah, the principal will do something about it. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.
Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None...they rather spend their time styling themselves than changing a damn light bulb.
Q: Don't you guys wonder who wrote this?
A: TJC!
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the light bulb?
A: None. They think they are very bright already.
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