comic strip

now this is what i call funny.

hooray for my sense of humour. *snorts*

madness

omg.

Mission: Impossible III.

*SCREAMS*


(ok yar yar, bimbo alert. but i don't care. hahahaha)


*SCREAMS*

funny quotes

i'm in one of my stupid moods again. decided to showcase some quotes(yes i think i've put them up 3 times already haha but i can't help it!). was debating with myself on whether should i put the title as "funny quotes" or "stupid quotes". decided on "funny", but it's a bad move because now everyone will know what is funny to me and can now accuse me of having a lousy sense of humour. hahahahaha!

hahahaha. haha.

haha?

...ha.

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The early worm gets eaten by the bird.

Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.

Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.

Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

Insanity is my only means of relaxation.

Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.

I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

A day without sunshine is like... night. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

The things that come to those who wait are usually the things left over by those who got there first.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

“If we do not succeed, we will fail.” ~Ronald Reagen

plastered wound

talked to my big bro.

feeling much better.

i think the trick is not to try to go against what my heart wants. to try to forget. but it is to accept that we cannot forget. and just accept things as they are.

*gives a satisfactory nod*

this also means... that my initial assumptions have to change. hmmx. oh. brain pain!

or pain brain.

same lar, hor?

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side note: wong lee hom is 30 years old! oh nooooooooo :(. and he is a dragon as well! WHOAAAAAA. so handsome and talented. sigh. oh well. haha!

盖世英雄到来

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如果这都不算爱 - 张学友

如果这都不算爱
是否爱就是忍耐不问该不该
都怪我没能耐转身走开
难道牺牲才精彩伤痛才实在
要为你流下泪来才证明是爱
如果这都不算爱
我有什么好悲哀
谢谢你的慷慨
是我自己活该
如果这都不算爱
我有什么好悲哀
你只要被期待
不要真正去爱

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Kiss Goodbye - 王力宏

baby不要再哭泣
这一幕多么熟悉
紧握着你的手彼此都舍不得分离
每一次想开口但不如保持安静
给我一分钟专心好好欣赏你的美

幸福搭配悲伤痛是在我心交叉
挫折的眼泪不能测试爱的重量
付出的爱收不回还欠你的我不能给
别把我心也带走去跟随

每一次和你分开
深深的被你打败
每一次放弃你的温柔痛苦难以释怀
每一次和你分开
每一次kiss you goodbye
爱情的滋味此刻我终于最明白

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但欠你的我不能给
我才明白爱最真实的滋味
我终于明白

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i bought wang li hong's album, [盖世英雄]! ahh that's a happy thought =).

...that's a single happy thought.

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you know, i hate the feeling of being thrown into the ocean after getting accustomed to walking and forgetting how it is like to swim?

so used to dependence. perhaps the solid ground that i've been so used to all this time had always been quick sand in disguise. just that i lied to myself that i wasn't sinking.

perhaps it was a wrong decision from the start. actually it was. but i just couldn't resist. now i just got to be reminded and not jump into the abyss again.

because i can't take another blow of having a piece of my heart being ripped out, leaving me barely alive, with only the cold darkness to take its place.

i know it's for my own good. it will be, once the bleeding stops. once the dull ache goes away.

we shall see.

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迫不及待看见我的未来
对什么都看开
盖世英雄真的到来(盖世英雄到来)

迫不及待看见我的未来
对什么都期待
盖世英雄站上舞台(世界是舞台)