amusing medical quotes

A Short History of Medicine
2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."
1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."
1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."
1985 A.D. - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."
2000 A.D. - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root."
~Author Unknown



When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it cannot be cured. ~Anton Chekhov, The Cherry Orchard



It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class. ~Author Unknown



Did God who gave us flowers and trees,
Also provide the allergies?
~E.Y. Harburg, "A Nose Is a Nose Is a Nose," 1965



It is a good thing for a physician to have prematurely grey hair and itching piles. The first makes him appear to know more than he does, and the second gives him an expression of concern which the patient interprets as being on his behalf. ~A. Benson Cannon



anyway urgh i have fever :(. for the past few days. and i cant rest cuz of the stupid assignment!!! omg i cant wait for this crap to be over.

lesson to be learnt

...don't anyhow bo dai bo ji go and find trouble.

attitude to take up: Don't Care, Don't Know, Don't Bother.

keep your mouth shut.

argh.